Ms. Activist
“Sighted men are bullshit,” declared Ms. Activist.
Oh, look at her, Ms. Activist at it again. So elegantly, so gracefully, so eloquently said.
Yes, indeed, can’t you tell? She’s a warrior, a fighter, a tough soldier relentlessly combating against the evil of ableism. Can’t you tell, oh, my friend, can’t you tell?
“Sighted people have stopped breeding. You’ll all go extinct soon. That was my plan all along.” I gasp at how forceful these words really are. For that never have I ever come across something so beautifully uttered.
Well, at least not since MLK’s speeches, which are almost — yes, almost — as powerful as hers: You know, about how people should “not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character”; Or about how “darkness cannot drive out darkness” and “hate cannot drive out hate.”
But she and her words are just so infinitely better than MLK. So much more intelligent, so much more brilliant, so much more remarkable. Her words absolutely deserve to remain forever on the shiniest page of history.
“Dumbass fucking sighted people marking up the Internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants.” Music to my ears. Preach, Ms. Activist, please carry on preaching.
Justice, of course, it’s all for justice’s sake.
Why, do you not agree with her? Do you dare to question her? She is disabled. She is blind. Therefore she can never be wrong. Disabled people can never be wrong. Oppressed people can never be wrong. Don’t you ever forget.
Do you not understand her? Her rage, her anger, her fury, her ressentiment against the able-bodied, the sighted, the devilish oppressors? Then you must be one of the billions and billions of ableist bastards too, no questions asked, no refutations accepted.
#CheckYourPrivilege, yo. If you haven’t gone through what she’s been through, then shut the hell up. No, freedom of speech does not apply to you, you privileged able-bodied scum.
“#CancelSightedPeople.”
Hear, hear! Exterminate sighted people! Yes! Exterminate them! Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
Because it’s the sighted that created eugenics against the blind; it’s the sighted people that tried to purge the blind during the Holocaust; and it’s always the sighted that kill the blind by driving drunk because they’re too distracted by their damn phones.
And you know what that means? That means the sighted are guilty as hell. Every single one of them is guilty as hell. All sighted people from the past, all sighted people from the present, all sighted people from the future. All of them. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. No exceptions. No questions.
Who cares if it’s a newborn baby who just so happens to be sighted? Who cares if it’s a life-long donor to the NFB or the AFB or that local Braille library? Who cares if it’s someone who is almost borderline legally blind, but still not quite? And who cares if sighted people make up over 97% of the American population?
Do you not know that? Being sighted, in and of itself, is enough to make you a sinner. And being blind, in and of itself, is enough to make you a saint. So get ready to burn in hell, you sighted scum.
Because, oh yes Ms. Activist you are so right, blind people are simply genetically superior, and deserve the best things in the world. Sighted people, in the meantime, are “genetically disposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins.” Hey, that’s why they wear baseball caps and sunglasses whenever the sun comes out, no?
Exactly. Hail Ms. Activist. My hero, my idol, my role model.
Hail Ms. Activist.
“Fuck sighted women lol.”
Hail Ms. Activist.